Voltaire - BRAINS

Well hello there little boy.
Now don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
Well, I'm just shy and scared in this placeI'm just a fish outta water from outer spaceYou can see that the trip has left me tired and drainedSo why don't you be a pal...And bring me some BRAINS!Go down to your neighbor's placeSee the dull expression on his faceyou'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to meHe aint using his brain he's just watching TV!Go down to Mr. McGee'sHe hasn't had a thought since '43.His brain is the portrait of atrophy.He ain't using it, why not give it to me?BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.Sure they might think it's derangedBut they won't give it a thoughtAfter I've eaten they’re brain.BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.It's not a matter if it isn't gray,And if at first they thinks it's strange,they won't think twiceIf they don't have a brain!Go down to the Wonton shop,My fortune cookie says that I just can't stopI'll suck the noodle right out of their headsAnd half an hours later, I'm hungry again!Creep into the donut stopSneak in, tip-toe past the cop.Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.Sure they might think it's derangedBut they won't give it a thoughtAfter I've eaten they’re brain.BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.It's not a matter if it isn't gray,And if at first they thinks it's strange,they won't think twiceIf they don't have a brain!Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,They're so delectable, especially the small ones.No time to cook em in a skillet.My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,i'll just grab my self a straw and I drink em!!!(ohhhhhhh...)You've been swell to go aroundAnd bring me every single brain in townBut with all these brains, I can't help but thinkThat there isn't one left out there to drink.Now Fess up boy, come on, Heck!Is there someone that you're trying to protect?Bring her down here to meet her endAnd i promise I'll be your bestest friend.BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,I'll eat her brains 'til she’s zombified.Sure she might think it's derangedBut she won't give it a thoughtAfter I've eaten her brain.BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.It's not a matter if it isn't gray,And if at first she thinks it's strange,she won't think twiceIf she don't have a brain!BRAINS.....Bring me her Brain.....BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!! x2Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!